See, now this is the type of weirdness you are required to blog about. It’s a law. So, here we go…  top 10 reasons why this guy is… well, i don’t know what he’s doing.  ANYWAY…

1. he had beer, beans AND cabbage for lunch
2. this is a parent’s sick idea of “alternative correction”
3. his wife won’t allow taxidermy in the house
4. the driver is trying to one up his buddy’s gun rack
5. he’s testing his new superman flight simulator
6. the doors don’t work and he got stuck getting in
7. he was way too chicken to sky dive
8. he’s in charge of making sure the toolbox doesn’t fall out
9. he’s on the way to the doctor to get a tetanus shot (ouch!)
10. he’s trying to get someone to blog about him

Have some more??? Give em to me in my comments!!!  Come on – - it’s fun!!!!!

(Photograph taken by Abbye Printy with her blackjack while driving Angela Wilhite and me to lunch last week while I was frantically rallying from the back seat – Take a picture! Quick – Take a piiictuuuuure!!!)