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since this story seems to be spreading like wildfire…. i am feeling the need to post it first here, in self defense.

ok, i called pastor matthew yesterday but got his voice mail.  it went something like this…

matthew’s voice mail: hi, this is matthew.  leave me a message.

[to leave a voice mail message please press 1, or stay on the line; to leave a callback number please press 3...   beep]

me:  (something to the effect of)  hey, i’m trying to find out what year the vans are so i can call fast signs to get the van wrap templates.   i’m thinking you might know that information.  didn’t know what time you were coming in so i thought i’d give you a buzz.  so, just call me when you get a chance. ok? ok, talk to you later.  i lov…  er, oops – i mean.  i’m SORRY.  er {sigh} i’m sorry. bye.

yes, my brain was quite obviously processing some other information, thinking of something else… talking to someone else.  i’m just glad i had the presence of mind to stop my flapping lips before the eminent last two words … you baby came tumbling out.

so, you see… this puts me just one step closer to the *twitter heard round the world.

ernesto, my husband, i love you madly – - you are the only man for me.  matthew, depending on how many more people you play that recording for and what i read on your blog later, i may still keep you as my chicken brother.  cluck, cluck, cluck….

*explanation of the twitter heard round the world:  i suffer from CTTCS, or chronic textual twitter confusion syndrome.  it is a disease which causes one to errantly send text messages to twitter and vice versa.   i am of the belief that it is merely an inevitability that one day a text to my sweetie will mistakenly be sent it to my tweeties.  this i refer to as, “the twitter heard round the world”.  and now you all know how much i love my honey.  you see, i think about him constantly – even when i’m talking to all of you.  no need to take it personally, i have a.d.d.  -  i can do stuff like that.

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