everyone get your resume’s ready
ernie has been job hunting so i’ve been perusing craig’s list daily for him. this one sounds interesting…
English\Spanish – Insurance Agents Wanted for an expanding office (wilmington, NC)
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Date: 2008-09-30, 8:29AM EDTWe are looking for energetic applicants to fill up our cashier/customer service positions. Must have experience in customer service. Experience as a barista a plus. Full time preferred, but can be part time. Must be able to work on Fridays and Saturdays, email for more info.
hmmmmm -
¿quieres un quint vinti 6 pump mochacino con whole leche y double whip con your seguro de vida?
ha, ha, ha.
i started to translate it for you.
it will be more fun to hear what you guys think it says.
¡escribe!
September 30th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
A barista, at an insurance office????? They must not wanta have to go out for their coffee. They want on site service apparently.
All I can make out doesn’t even make any sense. Something about inquires, and venti, mochachinno with six pumps of something. With double whip cream ..and can’t figure out the last part.
yeah, I def. think Ernie should go apply for this one. Sounds like a winner!
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September 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
hehehe!!!
Were you intentional about putting “your” in that little spanish question? THAT was funny.
Yeah, that barista part cracked me up too. But, that’s what you get for job-hunting on craig’s list!
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September 30th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Would you like a venti 6 pump mocha with whole milk and double whip cream with your accidental death and dismemberment policy?
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September 30th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
@rachel :: yes, i thought this would be right up his ally too.
@mandythompson :: yes, they want a spanish/english insurance agent. where i learned spanish we called that spanglish… every other word is in english. glad someone picked up on that.
@abs :: oh! sooooo close. but what kind of insurance policy is it? anyone?
October 1st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Is it insurance for Bar owners? Just a guess. I know that some of that was like an order for a coffee bar…..hmmm.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:42 pm
@lisa :: nope. i’ll give it one more day. c’mon ya’ll! vida is the key word here. why is the drink i offered obscenely unhealthy?
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 am
hmmm… You applied as an undercover insurance client with revenge in your heart. You got the job and just offered me a drink that could affect me terminally. Ummm, the insurance company must sell life insurance.
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October 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
@lori :: ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! we have a winner. well done, lori. thank you all for playing.
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I think it says:
“you want quint surely vinti 6 pump mochacino with whole milk and double whip with your of life?”
Am I right? Babel Fish never lies!
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
@gabriel :: hahaha. that made me laugh.
yes, you are exactly right – - that would be correct translation for the babel fishian dialect of spanglish.